Basically my life is so incredibly hectic. I'm assuming it will be this way until I'm done with college. The big leagues are no joke! So with that being said, I'm going to update when I can. This is sort of a hiatus, but if I have time and inspiration I will totally share my insight with you all!!! I know, I know. I'm awesome. You're welcome.
Now, with that out of the way we can talk about Don Jon... Beyond this point is spoilers, so don't read if you don't want to know. You have been warned.
This movie is a soft core porno... Plain and simple, but it's a good soft core porno. If you don't know what I mean by 'soft core', I mean there is no private parts. Everything is insinuated, and unless you're completely brain dead, you understand that everyone is 'doing the do' in this movie.
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| Sir Ian keeps it classy. |
I loved it. Maybe I'm just easy to please, and yes if you put eye candy like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in front of me, I'm going to swoon and be overcome with the vapors or whatever. He is a dimebrizzle! Goodness me.
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| My overies.... 10/10 would trade glasses with. (He wears glasses. Even cuter) |
Alright alright... Let's all calm down here... Or we'll just talk about Scarlett Johansson! She is my lady crush. She has her septum pierced. We were made to be friends! Bahaha, but seriously I was so sad she played such a BITCH. Ugh she looked like a hood rat the whole duration of the movie. Where is the sweet woman I fell in love with? Oh yeah.... It's a movie. Whatever, y'all I was really enthralled in this flick. It was awesome. I hated her though... Barbara... GTFO with your attitude, you freaking Jersey Diva.
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| I juss wanna be frans. |
One thing I will say is, I love how they advertised this movie as one for 'our generation', which I guess is where I categorize myself? I related really well with the characters, even if I didn't have a porn addiction, or some other crazy lifestyle. It was all just so familiar, and maybe that's why I loved it so much. I could easily feel how the characters felt, and I could apply my life to theirs.
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| Lmao for real though.... My poor mom.... |
My heart cries out to Jon, and the life long quest he is going through to find out who he his. I feel like it speaks to every person who has gone through a relationship. Sometimes these things that happen can make a better person out of you. There is always room to grow, and gain knowledge from your mistakes, and that's exactly what he did.
I loved when he had epiphanies in the Catholic confessional. There was something about the discoveries in himself that were so real. Again, this puppy is full of things that make you think about yourself.
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| Thank the internet for memes! |
I loved Julianne Moore (She plays Esther). Oh my gosh she was a riot. She was a mentor in my mind. There was the nurturing aspect, although I will admit that I knew her and Jon were going to do the nasty as soon as she made her appearance. It was predictable. Sorry JGL! It's your first movie to write and direct. We'll let it slide this time. ;) However, I think that she is his turning point. She makes Jon strive to be better than what he is, but she's not pushy about it. She guides with a gentle hand, which is how most people like it. Don't tell them what to do... Help them along the way!
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| Hey eyes looked a little creepy in the movie, but she cried a lot so maybe that's why? |
The ending left me feeling melancholy. It's not that the ending was sad, but it was more a bitter sweet feeling. Those endings are always strange. They seem to stick with me the longest, and make the biggest impact. I honestly wasn't ready for the movie to be over. I was yearning to follow this character throughout the span of his life and see how everything turned out. I just wanted him to be okay, because if he could go through what felt like hell (to him) then why can't any of us?
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| Best cake ever.... |
Go watch it. I'm probably going to watch it again. Unf... Don't take your mother to see this movie!!! You have to be comfortable with lots of boobs and moaning. Just FYI.
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| I cannot contain myself!!!!!! |
P.S. I'm sick. Life sucks, and string cheese does not taste near as good coming up as it did going down.
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