Women are embarrassing

You see that title ladies? I'm talk about you this week. YES YOU! It's about to get as judge-y as a toddler girl's pageant up in this blog. I am sorry it had to come to this, but you brought it on yourselves. You're a bunch of wonton divas.....

 I can already hear the panties dropping... *shudder*

You ladies remember this CONVICT? Jeremy Meeks. Recently he was arrested for the third time. I'm not sure if you read that, or if you were drooling over that jail bait so I'll reiterate it: THIRD TIME. Anyway, his mug shot went viral and basically he's know as "That hot convict guy" or at least this is how I refer to him. Of course, the meme's are a'flowing which is awesome for me, because I can get a good laugh at this guy's expense.

This one seriously gets me. I thought I was going to pee my pants.

You heffa's went wild, and I don't know how many girls on my news feed swooned over that face. (I'm sorry I'm outing you, but seriously?). 14,000+ comments on this guy's mug shot, and for what? He's attractive? Let's just brush off the eleven felony charges he has hanging over his head, or the eleven years he's already spent in prison. One woman even said that someone should get him a modeling career, and we as Americans should help him. Um no... I don't feel the need to be responsible for this douche.

Searching 'Thirsty' is hilarious.

Where is my help with college? Where is my career after I graduate? Is America going to provide that for me? Fuck no! Then why should I give this Knucklehead a chance? Just because he's hot? This is seriously laughable. Because this guy is attractive he should be allotted everything in life despite his rap sheet? I don't think so. Now, I'm not saying that because this guy is a criminal he forfeits basic rights as a citizen. I'm saying HE SHOULD NOT BE TREATED DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE YOU THINK HE LOOKS GOOD. Keep it in your fucking pants. I'm sure he'd stab you in the neck and run off with all your money in two seconds flat, and then you have no one to blame but yourself.

He's a known member of the Crips. A gang member. I'm sure he did something horrible to someone to earn that tear drop, and for a pretty face it's all okay? I just don't understand. There are guys who would lay down their lives for you, and you're spending time salivating over a man who beat up a 16 year old kid. You should be ashamed. This is a disgrace. It makes me embarrassed to be a woman.

P.S. He is married so you don't have to slip on your negligee when you go for a conjugal visit.

P.P.S. Thirsty means desperate..... Just in case you're not familiar with ebonics.

I'm off my soap box. Until next time~