Is it fancy? Nope I'm poor, plus a segway!

Since my last post was kind of long winded (not really I just figured I'd make a short post this week as to not overwhelm you) I'll keep this one short and sweet.

So anyway, I was packing my lunch for work the other day, and as I was looking at it I thought to myself "I feel like someone who is a food snob would eat this."

You guys remember this movie? I loved it.

Naturally, I took a picture of it, because I thought it was funny. Obviously, the humor comes from me being poor as fuck, like I have mentioned so many times before. So what is it? An artisan cheese and fruit plate, or a college student's lunch?

Celebrities will be calling their trainers to get on this diet.

I'm sure this is not as funny to everyone else as it is to me, but I'm sure some business man paid out the ass for a caterer to bring in the same exact thing for a high priority clientele dinner. Then, there is me, a girl who has literally been weeks away from being homeless eating the same exact thing.

If I had some Jimmy Choo stilettos, and a set of tits I paid for, and if my apartment just happened to be in Upper Manhattan, this would be a normal meal. In fact, I ate something very similar to this while I was in NYC during Spring Break. Shit was hella expensive too. Starbucks is a waste of money. I'll be the one to say it.

CALL ME A LIAR! Look at that. Look at it!

Just so you guys know... I don't always eat like a bird, in fact next week I'll be posting a recipe. I don't do diets, or lighter varieties of food. One day I'm going to die, and I do not want to look back on life and say "Man everything I ever ate tasted like shit." So, if you're looking for "Skinny non-chocolate non-fat only 200 calories per serving cardboard!" you're not going to get it here.

So stay tuned if you like food, and like eating food. Also, if you ever need to throw a swanky ass party, just put together a fruit and cheese platter!